I fell in love with a turkey.

[sourland]

I knew of another BBB tom who survived bad legs and a couple of heart attacks and actually lived to be 4 or 5 years old. His owners had a portable air conditioner mounted on blocks in their garage, and he would sit in front of the AC on hot humid NJ summer days - lucky bird.

 

[sourland]

By the way that Mexican tom hated pinatas. They had to hang them high or he would ruin the festivities.

 

[oldhenlikesdogs]

By the way that Mexican tom hated pinatas. They had to hang them high or he would ruin the festivities.

Tom turkeys do enjoy a good rumble.

 

[Big Red Roosters]

Four years ago, this wild hen Turkey was obsessed with my chickens. She would come about ten yards from me and mingle with my flocks. She was always alone, never brought or attracted other turkeys, never ate my feed, but just wanted their company. She vanished once winter came, I always wondered what happened to her. Nowadays my roosters fight with Male pheasants.

 

[Sleepytime]

I love my midget white turkeys. They let me know when I'm too slow getting out of the car.

 

[wildone]

i was videotaping this turkey, and it loves shiny things. it pecked my camera and scratched it. i don't care. i still love it. its so sad everyone wants to eat it. i come home all excited and happy, and tell my brother about this beautiful, sweet turkey, and the first thing he says is "Mmmm thanksgiving dinner." and its not even full grown.

 

[oldhenlikesdogs]

Unfortunately most turkeys raised in this country get eaten.

 

[Killer Tomato]

i was videotaping this turkey, and it loves shiny things. it pecked my camera and scratched it. i don't care. i still love it. its so sad everyone wants to eat it. i come home all excited and happy, and tell my brother about this beautiful, sweet turkey, and the first thing he says is "Mmmm thanksgiving dinner." and its not even full grown.

Sounds like something my brother would say, too.

 

[MissChick@dee]

I fell in love with a turkey too!

I married him

 

[Killer Tomato]

I fell in love with a turkey too!

I married him

I was thinking the same thing, but you beat me to the punchline!