Non sequitur haikus

[tranquiliti]

To end a nice day,
Hit a deer, totaled the car.
We both walked away.

Claims are a big pain;
Have to find another car;
I hate car shopping.

This all really sucks.
But the important thing is:
We both walked away.

I’m glad you survived!!
Empathize with ruminants’
chaos on the road.

Thank you for being
among us at B-Y-C:
Spirited member.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

To end a nice day,
Hit a deer, totaled the car.
We both walked away.

And we're glad you did!
Sorry about the deer, though.
And the crumpled car.

Claims are a big pain;
Have to find another car;
I hate car shopping.

I love car shopping!
Do it all on internet!
Then just go get it.

This all really sucks.
But the important thing is:
We both walked away.

We'd be really sad
If the sacrificial car
Had not done its job.

 

[Sally PB]

Thank you for kind thoughts.
Car stuff's been overwhelming;
Too much going on.

We will get through it,
We will find another car,
And this too shall pass.

 

[MROO]

Thank you for kind thoughts.
Car stuff's been overwhelming;
Too much going on.

We will get through it,
We will find another car,
And this too shall pass.

Been there, done that, too.
Unexpected car shopping
is a royal pain!

 

[MROO]

Floods. Haiku be hanged. Monk, are you okay?
@electrycmonk

 

[Sally PB]

Monk, are you okay?

Uh oh! He hasn't been on since April????

 

[MROO]

Uh oh! He hasn't been on since April????

Just spoke with Monkman.
Technical difficulties!
All is well with him.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

One-tenth of a mile,
That's the loop around my house.
Walked it, with two canes!

Forget the walker!
I do not need the wheelchair!
I call this progress!

Has it been three months?
My knee betrayed me one night
But time has healed it!

 

[Sally PB]

Just spoke with Monkman.
Technical difficulties!
All is well with him.

So glad to hear this!
Thank you for checking on him;
Tell him we said Hi!

 

[BigBlueHen53]

Our hearts are breaking
For the lost lives in Texas.
So much tragedy.