Ended Official BYC Poultry Caption Contest 04-04-25 Pic by NagemTX

[gimmie birdies]

I love nest box roosters. They are so wise...

 

[gimmie birdies]

Rooster- "Housing crisis? There are 4 nest boxes and 4 hens what are you talking about?"
Hen- "We feel only one of the boxes are worth a darn!"
Rooster- "But they are all the same."
Hen- *Rolls eyes.

Maybe that is why you see roosters in a nest box to stop the arguments. "Look, Sally this one is empty."

 

[BDutch]

“Yes! He works exclusively for Saint Laurent, and I work for Chanel and Dior. “

 

[Antiocheggers]

Lets get ready to do the Cha cha slide

 

[gimmie birdies]

Rooster-"We are not related, but we are from neighboring farms..."
Hen- " But we had no roosters here, me thinks the chicken crossed the road..."

 

[gimmie birdies]

Hen- "Do you have cold feet?"
Rooster- "Why do you ask?"
Hen- "Because you have blue feet..."
Rooster- "Well, so do you..."
Hen- "Oh."

 

[gimmie birdies]

Rooster- "Everyday the same thing, variety, I want hasenpfeffer!

Happy Easter!

 

[Friendofchix]

The smile is the dance of the face - the dance is the smile of the limbs

 

[Friendofchix]

Oliver: Are you ready for your pirouette?

 

[Friendofchix]

Darling, your stage presence is mesmerizing!