Oh Craigslist, You Amuse Me So!

[zzGypsy]

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if I were local, he'd be helping ME get ready for the apocalypse! seriously WHO sells extra mags?
wait, that's an oxymoron... "extra" and "mags"....

but it does sound like he's switched from apocalypse to summer vaccation...

 

[JP101010]

http://tampa.craigslist.org/pnl/pet/2655585023.html

2 hens and a rooster $25bucks for all clucks (gulfport)

Date: 2011-10-18, 3:05AM EDT
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]

I bought these critters at the petstore along with a duck, and now my rooster is raping my female duck. Yes, I know...sounds horrific! I have to get rid of them. I also bought another duckling and the hens attack him, so Im thinking they can all go at the same time.

These chickens are friendly PETS. Not for eating...

They havent produced eggs yet, but any day now, since they are about 7 months old. The rooster is a black barred rock, and is hilarious...especially if you have a small dog or cat...as roosters are very territorial and like to "beat up" other animals (They dont do much damage but it sure is funny to watch).
I have a pitbull who is a bit scared of the rooster, even though the rooster is friendly to people.

The chickens are very friendly as well, and will walk around behind you all day. They eat feed from the pet store (15 dollars for a bag that lasts them a month) and will eat bugs and table scraps. They are mini garbage disposals.

The rooster crows at night and in the morning, but just to get your attention if someone is in the yard or whatever. MY MAIN CONCERN is him raping my duck. Its just gross.

So for a rehoming fee of 25 bucks (they say not to give animals away on here) for all 3, you can take them away tomorrow. Please!

Location: gulfport
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2 hens and a "rapist" rooster--?!? how in the world does this person know whether the duck feels it is consensual ?? did the duck press charges ? were both parties under the influence of drugs or alcohol?? perhaps they were just having a good time???

 

[BarefootMom]

Not on Craigslist but on a Local Classified ad on FB:

Commas are GOOD!

i have a weding set weightbench a pink baby walker a blue love seat a brown big butt chair and a cord of wood i need to sell mess me for more info


I was sitting here thinking what in the world is a wedding set weightbench?? LMBO!

 

[BookWorm243]

The answer to my prayers

Litter Kwitter - Cat Toilet Training - $25 (Asheville, NC)

Date: 2011-09-25, 2:57PM EDT
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]

If you're ever wanted to train your cat to use the toilet instead of the litter box, here's your chance without having to spend all that money.

http://litterkwitter.com/en/index.php


Location: Asheville, NC
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

 

[sgtmom52]

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Now if you could only teach him how to flush too!

 

[conny63malies]

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Now if you could only teach him how to flush too!

dont laught, my cat goes on the potty. We trained him since nobody likes to clean the litter box. Have not convinced him to flush yet though.

 

[Theeggboxtoo]

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Now if you could only teach him how to flush too!

 

[oneofseven]

Wow, Aye say , just wow. These, I assume are products of our modern public school system?!?

 

[Theeggboxtoo]

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[zzGypsy]

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Now if you could only teach him how to flush too!

my mom's cat Margaret did... they got an extension bar for the flush handle and when she scratches around after doing her business, she paws that and flushes!