Pet Peeves

[tripletfeb]

officals tend to do just that.

Not wrong

 

[BigBlueHen53]

officals tend to do just that.

Stop, stop! Y'all are killin' me over here! I can't breathe!

 

[Nym]

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For shame. I am the spelling nazi in my family .. no one escapes my jibes lol. The local council had new freeway signs put up, with directions to Mount Keira. These have always been there and were simply being replaced due to sun fade. The printers must have decided Mount Keira should be Mount Keiran. I couldn't wait to get on the phone to the local council

 

[nuthatched]

That some of my kayaking friends refuse to wear pfds and I can't force them.
"Y'all realize I can't swim well enough to haul you up, right?"

 

[Lemon-Drop]

I brought my service dog in training, Bridgette, to church. There was one young girl who came up to me and asked, "does she bite??" I said no, she's quite friendly. Then she asked, "then why does she have a muzzle?" I said, "oh, it helps me guide her more easily." She stared very intently at Bridgette, then she said, "what happened to your face?" (I had a band aid on my forehead from when it got cut while I was mowing the lawn..)

Kids have no filter. At all.

 

[The Moonshiner]

How did you cut your forehead mowing the lawn?

 

[ShrekDawg]

How did you cut your forehead mowing the lawn?

Tree branch?

 

[Lemon-Drop]

How did you cut your forehead mowing the lawn?

I accidentally mowed over a piece of hard plastic and the shards went flying. One hit my forehead, and then my leg and shoulder suffered as well.

 

[notabitail]

I accidentally mowed over a piece of hard plastic and the shards went flying. One hit my forehead, and then my leg and shoulder suffered as well.

Ow.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

Lol. When I would take my Shelties out and would get asked if they bite, usually by children who were actively petting them, my answer was, "Only if you bite them first. You're not going to bite them, are you?" With big eyes they'd shake their heads. "Then you have nothing to worry about," I'd tell them with a smile. This always seemed to reassure them.