THE INSANITY THREAD

[Luckyhen006]

*SPURS YOU WHILE BITING YOUR LEG*

HOW DOES A CHICKEN EVEN BITE SOMEONE'S LEG.

 

[Somewhere_In_The_Clouds]

I'm a skinny little leghorn rooster... I've got wings and I can use them...

I deal with a skinny little polish rooster regularly, you've just made yourself 10x less intimidating

 

[Somewhere_In_The_Clouds]

HOW DOES A CHICKEN EVEN BITE SOMEONE'S LEG.

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My cockerel bite me like 4 times on the leg...

 

[Luckyhen006]

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My cockerel bite me like 4 times on the leg...

Oh, right. They have beaks...

 

[Somewhere_In_The_Clouds]

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My cockerel bite me like 4 times on the leg...

Man, I make it sound like I only have nasty little roosters

Non of my roosters are aggressive the polish isnt mine and that cockerel now lives in the freezer...

 

[Gigachad poultry]

I deal with a skinny little polish rooster regularly, you've just made yourself 10x less intimidating

Jokes on you... I'm... Um... ACTUALLY a... Ummm... LAKENFELDER!!!! IM A LAKENFELDER ROOSTER!!!

 

[OrpingtonManiac]

This hooman is nice... I'll not attack you...

…I'm honoured

 

[Somewhere_In_The_Clouds]

Jokes on you... I'm... Um... ACTUALLY a... Ummm... LAKENFELDER!!!! IM A LAKENFELDER ROOSTER!!!

GIGA I OWN SUSSEX.

 

[Gigachad poultry]

…I'm honoured

NOW SAVE MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

 

[Gigachad poultry]

GIGA I OWN SUSSEX.

*ATTACKS YOU AGAIN BECAUSE YOU RAISED YOUR VOICE*