There is a time and place for shenanigans. (edit: THIS is that time and place)

[bill3607]

I mean, it is not like just anyone can pull this off and you are the best of the best.

Jan. 1, 2015: Florida man trapped in unlocked closet for two days​

John Arwood, 31, and Amber Campbell, 25, thought they were stuck in a janitor’s closet at Daytona State College for two days — before realizing they could just open the door and walk out.

 

[Brooks_]

I mean, it is not like just anyone can pull this off and you are the best of the best.

Jan. 1, 2015: Florida man trapped in unlocked closet for two days​

John Arwood, 31, and Amber Campbell, 25, thought they were stuck in a janitor’s closet at Daytona State College for two days — before realizing they could just open the door and walk out.

Fairly certain I would have broken down an unlocked door. Just sayin.

 

[Brooks_]

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[bill3607]

Or this:

Jan. 8, 2019: Florida man insists syringes pulled from rectum aren’t his​

Should I go on?

 

[Patiocoturnix]

Or this:

Jan. 8, 2019: Florida man insists syringes pulled from rectum aren’t his​

Should I go on?

If he insists they weren’t his obviously they weren’t his

 

[Brooks_]

If he insists they weren’t his obviously they weren’t his

I like the way you think.

 

[sourland]

If he insists they weren’t his obviously they weren’t his

He was storing them for a friend?

 

[Patiocoturnix]

He was storing them for a friend?

Exactly

 

[notabitail]

He is a souped up Florida Man. You know, like when you jack your car up. Or, like now days, when you jack your puter up with some kick *** graphics card etc...

He ain't nothing nice

Oooohhhh. I did put a better card in my computer. Brand spankin' used AMD Radeon RX 570. Beats the old Nvidia GeForce GTX 460.

 

[azurbanclucker]

He was storing them for a friend?

Would have to be one heck of a dear friend to convince me to store a syringe in the ol' prison wallet.