Things you wish you could say

[Brooks_]

Thought he was drunk so I pass him

I let the ones that I think are drunk stay in front of me.

 

[Painted Calls]

I live in the boonies.
I love when a combine or tractor gets behind me and they have to slow down.

How did you ever keep your bike upright?

 

[Bonkerelli]

I live in the boonies.
I love when a combine or tractor gets behind me and they have to slow down.

I live in the boonies as well. That is why it takes me that long to get to work. Yep.. tractors too but least you know that can't go that fast, lol.

 

[Nabiki]

Everyone in my company except for me has a potential COVID exposure. Wheee! All onsite visits to be done by @Nabiki !

 

[Brooks_]

How did you ever keep your bike upright?

It's a trike.

 

[The Moonshiner]

How did you ever keep your bike upright?

You just weave the front wheel a little.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

"My stars, you are so immature! Did you ever mature past the age of five? Because you sure aren't acting like it. I've seen toddlers more mature than you. If you're going to call yourself an adult, then act like it. Don't make me call your momma so she'll put you over her knee."

 

[Brooks_]

Everyone in my company except for me has a potential COVID exposure. Wheee! All onsite visits to be done by @Nabiki !

Job security!

 

[Painted Calls]

You just weave the front wheel a little.

 

[Painted Calls]

"My stars, you are so immature! Did you ever mature past the age of five? Because you sure aren't acting like it. I've seen toddlers more mature than you. If you're going to call yourself an adult, then act like it. Don't make me call your momma so she'll put you over her knee."

You just described SO many people for me.