Things you wish you could say

[ShrekDawg]

Why have a transportation company if you never show up on time or even show up at all!?!?!!? What am I supposed to do? Miss my appointment?!?!? (I had to Uber btw).

 

[nuthatched]

What explaining proper feed feels like:

What it looks like:

 

[sourland]

That bird is a rooster, has always a rooster, and will always be a rooster. It has not/will not ever lay an egg.

 

[Kiki]

 

[sourland]

I'm no longer allowed.

 

[Kiki]

I'm no longer allowed.

Go look at the last post.



I can't.
Anymore.

What a mess.

 

[nuthatched]

Go look at the last post.



I can't.
Anymore.

What a mess.

Did I miss the show?

 

[Kiki]

Did I miss the show?

Go look.

 

[nuthatched]

Go look.

Mmmm....think I'll skip right to credits then...
Seems to be an uptick of people insisting their birds are other than the obvious. It can happen but the rare exception is not the rule.

 

[Sequestered Ridge Ranch]

If you kept your tally wacker in your pants you wouldn't be having these problems, and for you, if you kept your legs closed you wouldn't be either