Wonderfull chicken quotes!

[americana-chick]

Ok, so i think most chicken related quotes are funny so if you have one you want to share, post!

some chicken quotes i found:
"The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'.”

"The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it.”

"chicken one day, feathers the next."

"Sticking feathers up your butt doesnt make you a chicken."

"Dont count have many chicks you have befor they hatch."

And thats about it for me... lol lets hear yours!

 

[TipsyDog]

Birds of a feather flock together.

 

[raroo]

"Don't put all your eggs in one basket".

Oh, and "running around like a chicken with its head cut off". My mom used to say that all the time.

 

[wombat]

"People who count their chickens before they are hatched act very wisely because chickens run about so absurdly that it's impossible to count them accurately. "

- Oscar Wilde

 

[Boyd]

a bird in the hand..... often gets pooped on....


wait, it doesn't go like that.

 

[debilorrah]

See signature line.

 

[Slywoody]

He/ She was all over it like a banty rooster on a june bug!!