Okay! Silly me, I'm a dummy!! Lol, no, it is funny!!
Worst (but funny) chicken advice you can imagine
- Thread starter Mace Gill
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A chicken is an egg's way of making another egg.
Not mine but it's one of my favorites.
Not mine but it's one of my favorites.
Thank you Angry Hen, you are to kind
Thank you! 
You ready...
Question: Hello, I got this hen 3/1/2017. I didn't know the age when I got her. What breed do you think she is? Is she too young to tell? I started getting eggs from here last week. And I think she is really pretty, but I can't seem to find what breed she looks like. Here is a picture: Thanks!
(Picture of a blue chicken)
Answer: Well, hello! She looks like a blue hen, and she lays eggs? Yeah, she's a hen alright. When did she start laying eggs? As far as I could tell, she is a blue breed.
I hope this is right! Research; Blue Hen. That's her alright!
Question: Hello, I got this hen 3/1/2017. I didn't know the age when I got her. What breed do you think she is? Is she too young to tell? I started getting eggs from here last week. And I think she is really pretty, but I can't seem to find what breed she looks like. Here is a picture: Thanks!
(Picture of a blue chicken)
Answer: Well, hello! She looks like a blue hen, and she lays eggs? Yeah, she's a hen alright. When did she start laying eggs? As far as I could tell, she is a blue breed.
I hope this is right! Research; Blue Hen. That's her alright!
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- #26
Mace Gill
Songster
Q: Just why DOES a chicken cross the road?
A: I most cases (depending upon climate, breed, age, and the feed you provide, of course), it's because she has a cousin in Pascagoula whom she hasn't seen in sometime, so she's called for an uber and it meeting her ride for a short visit with her more distant kin.
A: I most cases (depending upon climate, breed, age, and the feed you provide, of course), it's because she has a cousin in Pascagoula whom she hasn't seen in sometime, so she's called for an uber and it meeting her ride for a short visit with her more distant kin.
Now this is a crazy question and answer skit!
Person 1's question:
What is a chicken's comb?
Person 2's answer:
You don't know?!?! It is the thing the chickens brush their hair with!
Person 2's question:
How can I grow chicken hair on my head?
Person 3's answer:
Rub a chicken on your head. And they are called feathers!
Person 1's question:
What is a chicken's comb?
Person 2's answer:
You don't know?!?! It is the thing the chickens brush their hair with!
Person 2's question:
How can I grow chicken hair on my head?
Person 3's answer:
Rub a chicken on your head. And they are called feathers!
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- #29
Mace Gill
Songster
Q: What breed is my rooster? The traits he exhibits are constant attacks, particularly when my back is turned or when my legs are bare, he killed my dog, attacks the hens, and breaks the eggs in the nest, also he passes bad checks and has committed tax fraud on the state level.
A: Ah! That is the common 'nope' rooster first bred in Screwthatistan. I am very familiar with the breed!
A: Ah! That is the common 'nope' rooster first bred in Screwthatistan. I am very familiar with the breed!
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- #30
Mace Gill
Songster
See? Now that's funny! Comes with a visual too!
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