You know you are getting old when:

[AntiqueB]

My 11yo just asked if people in the 1900s knew about the Roman Empire, or if it had been discovered more recently, like the Terracotta Warriors.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

Ditto and yes, they are nasty buggers these days.
Every stinking time I go grocery shopping, no matter what store, I always catch something. I keep telling myself I need to wear nitrile gloves to grocery shop but for some reason I can never remember (age thing) to grab them on my way out the door.

Put some in your glove box. That's what it's for - gloves, right?

 

[BigBlueHen53]

How about this? When your ACL snaps getting out of bed! Yeah, I think I'm out of warranty.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

When you look in the mirror and your grandmother looks back.

 

[Sally PB]

Put some in your glove box. That's what it's for - gloves, right?

A friend of my mom's said she never used the glove box for gloves, so she called it "the poke."

 

[Logar]

one day I'll be able to add to this thread

 

[Bawkbok]

When you no longer care about how many grey hairs you have (earned) and no longer pluck them out.

 

[sourland]

one day I'll be able to add to this thread

There are no guarantees - enjoy every moment of every day.

 

[Logar]

There are no guarantees - enjoy every moment of every day.

I try my best to. school makes that difficult though