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And yes, I’m aware it sounds weird, which is why I figured, I must have understood something wrong.

So what I thought, was someone is happy he/she did not leave the half horse-half donkey outside on one of these standing benches (like in the opera) which happened to be made out of metal, and for some reason, is present in the persons backyard (which is a reasonable place to leave a barn animal).

Oh, I see, Next question: so you only play American football during autumn?

We have a few different accents in my country. And it only takes 7.5 hours to drive from one end to the other. There’s eastern accent, Arabic accent, east European accent, Jerusalem accent (like eastern accent but for humans who are born in Jerusalem, not Iraq), Tel Aviv accent (which is...

I didn’t understand what you meant!!! Why would you “park” a hinny on a metal football stand seat?! And what is a “metal football stand seat”?

These look like seeds to me. Oh how I wish to go back and live around Innsbruck again...

That is super cool. I’m gonna have to try it, first, I need someone who holds a blue container like that.

I fixed electricity to the chickens coop. So they can have an extra hour or two of light, they like to go to sleep at 17:30, I need them up a bit more, because I want to steal their eggs. If they don’t have enough light, I will have no eggs to steal. My neighbours’s (spelling?) daughter started...

That’s a watering setup

Just leave them in a dry place, if you can put them on a net that’ll be best, but if you can’t, just rotate them every few days. It will take about a month for them to dry enough for you to clean them. They’re supposed to make a children toy’s noice when they’re ready

When it gets softer, the sponge is sponging. So you can either wait for it to dry or you can just harvest it already and dry it inside, depending on your weather

You should put the spinach (molokhiya) in your soups or cook it like that (recipe): 1) Fry onion rings with some olive oil until transparent. 2) throw molukhiya inside. 3) lower the fire. 4) add half cup water. 5) when the leaves change colour and there’s is not much water left, add some lemon...

The company I worm for has opened a nursery. So a lot of seedling work over there. I need to complain about work, and I think you will understand me. This guy came with his son to buy some seeds, the son seemed thrilled to learn, he can just put the carrots and what not directly in the ground...

Oh, yes, I’m going to rebuild, I just feel like burning the entire thing is the best most effective way to get rid of the evil doers.

Thanks mate :)

No, that’s way too far away, my mother is from Iraq, my father is Jewish and we all live in Israel.

Yes, I do. Is that so strange?

They’re called plantains.

Today I’m spraying the garden against mites and lice, and burning down the coop. The bottle said 169₪, but the cashier only took 65. Lucky!

They are growing, but no bananas, I harvested some leaves for rice cooking on fire.