Things you wish you could say

[Ifitaintbroke]

I am building up the courage to answer a spam call that isn't a recording and say.
" Jack's bar and grill, you kill em': we grill em'! What are you hankering' for today?"

Any other ideas for answering spam calls in a hilarious way???

I've heard worse. Some that I wouldn't repeat.

 

[tlcmurphy]

I am building up the courage to answer a spam call that isn't a recording and say.
" Jack's bar and grill, you kill em': we grill em'! What are you hankering' for today?"

Any other ideas for answering spam calls in a hilarious way???

“Let me put you on hold.”

 

[ashyechidna]

I am building up the courage to answer a spam call that isn't a recording and say.
" Jack's bar and grill, you kill em': we grill em'! What are you hankering' for today?"

Any other ideas for answering spam calls in a hilarious way???

Uh yes? The card number is 3..2..1.. And here we are on today's podcast I will be showing you how to react to "Spam Callers.."

 

[ashyechidna]

Fine. Tired and broke. But fine. And thee?

Pretty much same..Needs some tools for your broken parts..?

 

[Sally PB]

Any other ideas for answering spam calls in a hilarious way

Caller: May I speak with Sally Smith?
Me: Do you have an appointment?

 

[Brooks_]

Digger's Mortuary; You stab em, we slab em.

 

[tripletfeb]

I answered one time, County morgue, you kill em we chill em.

 

[LaFleche]

This is how I usually answer spam calls:

 

[Ifitaintbroke]

Pretty much same..Needs some tools for your broken parts..?

Nah I got plenty a tools. Trying to fix a generator, 2 lawnmowers, and a truck. Problem isn't tools but time and money.

 

[notabitail]

I am building up the courage to answer a spam call that isn't a recording and say.
" Jack's bar and grill, you kill em': we grill em'! What are you hankering' for today?"

Any other ideas for answering spam calls in a hilarious way???

"Free handkerchief for every meal."

Or, "Hello. This is the automated realistic AI. Thank you for calling. You will be billed for every minute spent on this number. Press any button, hang up, or stay on the line to agree."