Official Squatch Watchers

[21hens-incharge]

Extra stringy and tough as an old shoe!
Gotta fight Henny, crazy people are delicious!

I went with filling my cells with additives and preservatives.

 

[oldhenlikesdogs]

Last night she was just under 14#.
Still small compared to the siblings.
Yes it would be a tremendous amount of work.

I ain't running from no bear. I would however make myself smell bad. really really bad.



Don't go down without a fight!

14 pounds. . My back hurts thinking about grabbing the big lug to run it outside for a piddle. All you will get is skin, and ears anyway.

 

[apryl29]

Never, ever run!
Scared stuff is exta tasty lol!
If anything eats me it is going to work for it, no doubt about that.
A meal as rotten as me will not come easy, and hopefully gives what ate me the flamin trots for days!
Only way id be even semi at peace with it.

I wouldn't be surprised if my chickens end up eating me before anything else gets a chance. The effort they use when they are eating scratch from my hand leads me to believe I'd be pecked clean in a week.

Last night she was just under 14#.
Still small compared to the siblings.
Yes it would be a tremendous amount of work.

I ain't running from no bear. I would however make myself smell bad. really really bad.



Don't go down without a fight!

Wow, at least you know she's being fed well. Can't wait to see pics of the little chunk.
I'm sure I'd be smelling bad too. The guy across the street said he saw a bear behind his place last summer. Hopefully it's found a place far away to live. Right now it's trash pandas and possums.

Last night I heard a weird sound coming from a tree, but it kept moving. I snuck up on it and it's it was a chippy. I assume it was calling for friend. I left out a bag of bird seed for it near where I was seeing it run back and forth. There's a couple that appear to be living under the front shed now that all the outside cats are gone.

 

[21hens-incharge]

I put Jacks harness on him while the goofy girls were outside.

I am 100% certain Sable heard the closet door.

Getting just ONE dog ready to go walkies around here is a major PITA!

The girls KNOW I am up to "something shifty".

 

[Chickassan]

Im working towards a hairy butt myself, but im calling it garnish .

I went with filling my cells with additives and preservatives.

Your ninja skills need work!
And you are days away from adding more ears and eyes too!

I put Jacks harness on him while the goofy girls were outside.

I am 100% certain Sable heard the closet door.

Getting just ONE dog ready to go walkies around here is a major PITA!

The girls KNOW I am up to "something shifty".

 

[21hens-incharge]

Im working towards a hairy butt myself, but im calling it garnish .

Your ninja skills need work!
And you are days away from adding more ears and eyes too!

Lordy you ain't kidding! I am definitely not ninja like.
We made it through it though.

Yup just as I suspected....I have an old slightly chubby, slightly arthritic dog that needs a teeth cleaning and has a bunch of weird lumps (that have been there for YEARS) but "should be aspirated for testing".....for $$$ of course.

 

[Chickassan]

Jack is chubby? Nah, not him he's muscular, just that squishy muscle
Henny never fails,one day maybe I will learn to shut my mouth.
Walking to the mailbox I got tackled by one of these goobers

Big honkin Irish wolfhound.
I wasn't eaten but talk about an impressive fear fart!
Seriously, my natural defense system is working great!
Got that giant slobber box right the heck on off me too.
Bring on the bears!!

Lordy you ain't kidding! I am definitely not ninja like.
We made it through it though.

Yup just as I suspected....I have an old slightly chubby, slightly arthritic dog that needs a teeth cleaning and has a bunch of weird lumps (that have been there for YEARS) but "should be aspirated for testing".....for $$$ of course.

 

[21hens-incharge]

Jack is chubby? Nah, not him he's muscular, just that squishy muscle
Henny never fails,one day maybe I will learn to shut my mouth.
Walking to the mailbox I got tackled by one of these goobersView attachment 1941486Big honkin Irish wolfhound.
I wasn't eaten but talk about an impressive fear fart!
Seriously, my natural defense system is working great!
Got that giant slobber box right the heck on off me too.
Bring on the bears!!

You ok???!!!???
Was the one that tackled you nice or TRYING TO NOM ON YOU???


For real!! I am all good with giant dogs......that I know.
Not so about getting tackled by a strange one.

The absolute only reasons I don't have one of those or a great Dane is they are freaking big bucks! Oh and really short life spans.

Fear fart for the win!

 

[Chickassan]

Well, yes and no on the fine part, nothing serious but so dumb it is sad "story of my life lol!"
Hound's name is Dave, he had tags.
Dave seriously thought I needed giant dog love from lord knows where.
Dave is a biiiiig boy, knocked me flat on my butt killing the neighbor's mr.potato head pumpkin.
Your girl got stabbed with a plastic eye right in the left cheek
Added to it all I sounded like I was ripping a phone book in two super angrily during the takedown.
Dave must be a bit slow, once he picked up on the S.O.S he got his big butt off me.
Never seen a dog give me the look he tossed out before.
I think he felt bad for me.

You ok???!!!???
Was the one that tackled you nice or TRYING TO NOM ON YOU???


For real!! I am all good with giant dogs......that I know.
Not so about getting tackled by a strange one.

The absolute only reasons I don't have one of those or a great Dane is they are freaking big bucks! Oh and really short life spans.

Fear fart for the win!

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[21hens-incharge]

Well, yes and no on the fine part, nothing serious but so dumb it is sad "story of my life lol!"
Hound's name is Dave, he had tags.
Dave seriously thought I needed giant dog love from lord knows where.
Dave is a biiiiig boy, knocked me flat on my butt killing the neighbor's mr.potato head pumpkin.
Your girl got stabbed with a plastic eye right in the left cheek
Added to it all I sounded like I was ripping a phone book in two super angrily during the takedown.
Dave must be a bit slow, once he picked up on the S.O.S he got his big butt off me.
Never seen a dog give me the look he tossed out before.
I think he felt bad for me.


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Good lord!
Soooo mostly ok(ish)? No broken skin? Bruising? I am assuming the bones are intact.

Where the tater was Daves human?