I luv GuineasGuineas?!! - Important is that you listen to them first and decide if that is what you want to hear around your house every day 24x7!
Guineas are loud!!! And they are loud 24x7x365¼!!!
One of the neighbors here in the valley - fortunately one of the more distant neighbors has a hen, by the name of "Mary" - »Machinegun Mary« - When she (the guinea!) becomes upset with something really serious, like a bee flying close by, she sounds like a high-pitch machinegun. And she is loud! Really, really, really, loud !
I have thought about some Guineas, the are being offered here in every farm-store, and they look, at least, interesting. - Some say beautiful, but it must be the kind of beautiful only a mother can love...
They might be good to scare your dog, cat and children. Her (the neighbors!) cat hasn't left the house during daytime since the guineas have grown up. - Cat tried to pounce guinea, guinea flies up, land on cat's back and rides cat all the way to the cat-door, while pecking mercilessly on cat's head. Cat need a vet and stitches and is happy to have both eyes still.
Her kids wait at the door until the school bus comes to a full stop and the door is open, then run as if the devil is after them. - I wonder if guineas are the reason why he (the devil) became so evil?
And don't ask about her (the neighbors) chickens. - They are being ruled by a foreign force now…
In one sentence: The 15 Guineas she has have taken over the kingdom and rule with a regime of terror.
But you have deadly snakes in Australia. Which may prevent you from suffering a similatr fate…