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Hello,
I happened to come across this meme yesterday. I think this is the 'phobia' that most of us here suffer from. Our ducks are always looking for us, watching us when they see us, and follow us around, lol. Nowadays I can't even enter my house through the front porch and have to wait for my ducks to get distracted before running to the back porch to enter the house from there, otherwise they'd follow me and poop on the porch
Our ducks are eavesdropping on us: Whenever my wife comes up into the kitchen and the ducks hear her voice, they run straight up to the patio door and demand their meal-worms. We want meal-worms! Now!
That is very creepy.
I'd probably get out the hose, but being ducks they would probably enjoy it. 
That's a goose? They scare the dickens out of me.
