Chicken Jokes?

[Lydia Suzanne]

Does anybody have any good chicken jokes? If so I would love to hear them!!!!

 

[chickenlittle21]

https://www.backyardchickens.com/threads/chicken-joke-thread.1356305/

 

[PioneerChicks]

What did the hen say when she saw cooked eggs?
"My babies are all scrambled up!"

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up At the same time every morning?
An alarm cluck!

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To find a world where no one would question his intention of crossing the road.

Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!

Why did the chicken cross the road?
I dunno, ask the chicken.

That's all I know.

 

[BantammChick]

Here's something funny I found on the internet!

 

[AuntieD]

Does anybody have any good chicken jokes? If so I would love to hear them!!!!

Not a joke but I was thinking of making a DIY warmer for the brooder from an old electric skillet. It will get the chickens used to the idea of being in a skillet. (Do I hear boos and hisses?)