Dad Jokes😂

[Hayden Goseek]

Spoiler

 

[Hayden Goseek]

90% of bald people still own a comb.

They just can't part with it.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

Another day in the duck blind.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1842373906998403579

 

[TeresaW]

Another day in the duck blind.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1842373906998403579

So THIS is where those animated aliens get their jokes! I finally understand why they are whispering.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

Interviewer: How do you explain this four year gap in your resume?

Me: That is when I went to Yale.

Interviewer: That is impressive. Your hired.

Me: Thanks. I really need this yob.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

Her: How can you eat these precious creatures?

Him: Are you being rhetorical or are you asking for recipes?