Daily Writing Prompt Thread Thingy It'll Be Fun

[Somewhere_In_The_Clouds]

Make one titled, “Looking for my Lost Dog, Fluffy”

That did cross my mind, believe me

 

[Lacy Duckwing]

Alright, here goes because I obviously have been collecting a list from my brain over the last few days.

Here's a more lighthearted one for those of you that can't think about writing something coherent today and would rather think about fluffy unicorns and shimmery rainbows.

Prompt: Use the word "fluffy" 28 times in your writing. And no, it cannot be a 28-word paragraph with "fluffy fluffy fluffy. fluffy, fluffy fluffy -" etc.

Spoiler: Fluffy the Chicken

There was a chicken named Fluffy, and for being named Fluffy, she wasn’t very fluffy. Fluffy, was in fact, the opposite of fluffy. Like really. Fluffy was so not fluffy, many wondered why she was even named Fluffy.
Fluffy, the not-fluffy chicken, was a bald chicken. And a sad chicken. She hated how everyone called her ‘Fluffy,’ when she was not fluffy. All she ever desired was to be truly fluffy, but staying not fluffy was all she ever became.
One day, while Fluffy wondered why she was not fluffy, a fluffy chicken strutted by. The fluffy chicken came over, looked at how not fluffy Fluffy was, and asked, “Not-fluffy chicken, are you happy that you are not fluffy like meee?”
The fluffy chicken twirled around, her fluffy feathers blowing in her breeze. “Look how fluffy I am,” she laughed, “and how not fluffy you are. Life is better when you’re fluffy like me, and not when you are not fluffy like yourself.”
Poor Fluffy, she began to cry. Then she began to get angry while she cried. Getting both sad and angry at the same time grew strength in her lungs, which made her want to scream. The fluffy chicken twirled once more, and Fluffy had enough. She took a deep breath. She closed her eyes. She drew her head back, and it was time to scream.
“STOP TEASING ME!!!” Poor Fluffy screamed with a wind force of 160mph.
The fluffy chicken quieted. Had she left? Had Fluffy blown her away with her loud yell? Fluffy opened her eyes. The other chicken stood there, quivering, and without fluffy feathers. And to be exact, the once-fluffy chicken had no feathers at all. They were all gone; blown away by Fluffy’s great scream.
Fluffy smiled the best a chicken’s beak could smile. She was no longer the only not-fluffy chicken. This other fluffy chicken was now not fluffy too. Fluffy strutted by the other not-fluffy chicken, waving her bald tail around. “Not-fluffy chicken,” Fluffy clucked with glee, “are you happy you are now bald like me?

 

[Somewhere_In_The_Clouds]

The problem is I'm committed now

 

[Somewhere_In_The_Clouds]

Spoiler

I patted her head firmly. “So fluffy.” I stated informatively.

Lyra shook my hand from her head a gave me a look, “Fluffy? How am I fluffy??”

“Why are you asking me! I’m just stating the facts. You. Are. Fluffy.” I shrugged.

She rolled her eyes at me, “You’ve lost it.”

I laughed, “Did I ever have it?” I poked her head again.

She swatted my hand away. “True.”

Suddenly I was once again bored. I glanced around the room, just classic, boring bedroom. Lyra stood perched on her bed attempting to read. nothing peeked my interest so I turned back to her “You know what?” I announced loudly, “Your name is now Fluffy. “

She groaned, “NO. I’m not “Fluffy”, we’re not doing this.”

“Come on, Fluffy, don't be so boring.”

“I am not boring just as I AM NOT FLUFFY.” She couldn't help giggling a bit at this point though.

I started to hop around the room, far too much pent up energy. “Fluffy, fluffy, fluffy, fluffy.” I chanted.

A pillow came flying a cross the room and I yelped as it flew passed my head. “FLUFFY THAT'S NOT NICE.”

“WOULD YOU STOP ALREADY.” She burst out laughing.

I threw my hands into the air, “THEN PLEASE. ENTERTAIN ME.... Fluffy.” I was grinning hopelessly by this point.

“Go for a walk, or better yet a run, for goodness sake. You clearly have the energy for it.”

“That is a fabulous idea, Fluffy, I shall go see all the fluffy animals. Say, you should come! After all you are Fluffy like them and you should properly introduce yourself! A gathering of all fluffy-ness. Fluffy Lyra, fluffy chickens, fluffy dog, fluffy sheep, I'll even hunt down that sneaky fluffy cat!”

Lyra was on the verge of tears from laughter by this point, “ How many times are you going to say fluffy? And you're not going to leave me alone are you?”

“That's a negative, my dear Fluffy.”

“Fine, I’ll go outside with you.” She sighed dramatically and placed the neglected book on the table beside the bed. “BUT PLEASE call me something, anything, but fluffy!”

“But Fluffy-“

“No buts!”

I hung my head in pretend sadness. “As you wish, Fluffy"

 

[AidKD]

Spoiler: The greatest fluffy story ever

"Aw, you're so fluffy, fluffy, FLUFFY!" Crooned the middle aged woman for the hundreth time.
Marie tightened her jaw. If she had to hear the word fluffy one more time...
"Yes, yes, yes," Continued the woman,"You're a fluffy little angel!" She was busy trying to hold the cat like a baby, and making sure everybody within a 20 foot distance knew just how fluffy she thought Cleo was.
"You know," Marie said,"He's not that Fluffy."
"Oh, but he is that fluffy!" Crooned the lady again,"He's a fluffy little angel!" "Yes," Marie said through gritted teeth,"I am aware that you find him fluffy."
The woman didn't seem to hear her though as she babbled on to the cat,"You fluffy little darling, you! You're my fluffy little angel! Just a little fluffy ball of sweetness!"
Marie's nails dug into her palms as she gritted her teeth harder.
"FLUFFY ANGEL!"
The word fluffy kept echoing louder and louder.
"FLUFFY LITTLE DARLING!"
Louder
"FLUFFY SWEETHEART!"
LOUDER
"FLUFFY PUMPKIN!"
"A fluffy pumpkin isn't even a thing!" Marie exploded,"If he was that fluffy then I would've name him Fluffy!"
The woman looked insulted. How dare anyone try to tell her, the final authority on all things fluffy, what is and isn't fluffy!
"I think I am more than capable of deciphering what is and isn't fluffy," She said haughtily,"And anyways, I wouldn't expect someone like you to appreciate Cleo for how truly fluffy he is."
"I would hardly call a siamese cat fluffy." Marie snapped.
"Hmph," The woman snorted. She thrust Cleo into Maries arms and adjusted her purse to leave.
"Goodbye my fluffy sweetness," She cooed. Then, turning to Marie, she gave her a curt nod and walked bruskly out the door.

 

[NC_Quail]

Spoiler: Fluffy the Chicken

There was a chicken named Fluffy, and for being named Fluffy, she wasn’t very fluffy. Fluffy, was in fact, the opposite of fluffy. Like really. Fluffy was so not fluffy, many wondered why she was even named Fluffy.
Fluffy, the not-fluffy chicken, was a bald chicken. And a sad chicken. She hated how everyone called her ‘Fluffy,’ when she was not fluffy. All she ever desired was to be truly fluffy, but staying not fluffy was all she ever became.
One day, while Fluffy wondered why she was not fluffy, a fluffy chicken strutted by. The fluffy chicken came over, looked at how not fluffy Fluffy was, and asked, “Not-fluffy chicken, are you happy that you are not fluffy like meee?”
The fluffy chicken twirled around, her fluffy feathers blowing in her breeze. “Look how fluffy I am,” she laughed, “and how not fluffy you are. Life is better when you’re fluffy like me, and not when you are not fluffy like yourself.”
Poor Fluffy, she began to cry. Then she began to get angry while she cried. Getting both sad and angry at the same time grew strength in her lungs, which made her want to scream. The fluffy chicken twirled once more, and Fluffy had enough. She took a deep breath. She closed her eyes. She drew her head back, and it was time to scream.
“STOP TEASING ME!!!” Poor Fluffy screamed with a wind force of 160mph.
The fluffy chicken quieted. Had she left? Had Fluffy blown her away with her loud yell? Fluffy opened her eyes. The other chicken stood there, quivering, and without fluffy feathers. And to be exact, the once-fluffy chicken had no feathers at all. They were all gone; blown away by Fluffy’s great scream.
Fluffy smiled the best a chicken’s beak could smile. She was no longer the only not-fluffy chicken. This other fluffy chicken was now not fluffy too. Fluffy strutted by the other not-fluffy chicken, waving her bald tail around. “Not-fluffy chicken,” Fluffy clucked with glee, “are you happy you are now bald like me?

I love this so much, seriously.

 

[Amer]

Spoiler: The greatest fluffy story ever

"Aw, you're so fluffy, fluffy, FLUFFY!" Crooned the middle aged woman for the hundreth time.
Marie tightened her jaw. If she had to hear the word fluffy one more time...
"Yes, yes, yes," Continued the woman,"You're a fluffy little angel!" She was busy trying to hold the cat like a baby, and making sure everybody within a 20 foot distance knew just how fluffy she thought Cleo was.
"You know," Marie said,"He's not that Fluffy."
"Oh, but he is that fluffy!" Crooned the lady again,"He's a fluffy little angel!" "Yes," Marie said through gritted teeth,"I am aware that you find him fluffy."
The woman didn't seem to hear her though as she babbled on to the cat,"You fluffy little darling, you! You're my fluffy little angel! Just a little fluffy ball of sweetness!"
Marie's nails dug into her palms as she gritted her teeth harder.
"FLUFFY ANGEL!"
The word fluffy kept echoing louder and louder.
"FLUFFY LITTLE DARLING!"
Louder
"FLUFFY SWEETHEART!"
LOUDER
"FLUFFY PUMPKIN!"
"A fluffy pumpkin isn't even a thing!" Marie exploded,"If he was that fluffy then I would've name him Fluffy!"
The woman looked insulted. How dare anyone try to tell her, the final authority on all things fluffy, what is and isn't fluffy!
"I think I am more than capable of deciphering what is and isn't fluffy," She said haughtily,"And anyways, I wouldn't expect someone like you to appreciate Cleo for how truly fluffy he is."
"I would hardly call a siamese cat fluffy." Marie snapped.
"Hmph," The woman snorted. She thrust Cleo into Maries arms and adjusted her purse to leave.
"Goodbye my fluffy sweetness," She cooed. Then, turning to Marie, she gave her a curt nod and walked bruskly out the door.

The punchline killed me

 

[Amer]

I think Fluffy is the best prompt yet...

 

[Eroica]

I think Fluffy is the best prompt yet...

Why, thank you!

 

[AidKD]

What's the prompt for today?