Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

[Ponypoor]

Bold added by me

New plan for stink bombs?

Darn autocorrect!

Oh it’s stinky enough trust me - all this rain and humidity. My manure pile is awful.

 

[BY Bob]

Sunny figured out that if she stands up on momma's lap, she catches more of the breeze than if she's down on the ground. Nice on a hot day.

She also figured out that if she sits down, momma's lap is not as cool as the dirt. Not as nice on a hot day.

Important lessons all.

 

[featherhead007]

This is true! Tiny poopies

That’s what I loved about Jaffar, tiny poopies, but most of the time he would wait until he was outside. He was such a good rooster.

 

[BY Bob]

If Aurora ever did go broody I would send Bob silkie and Polkie eggs to set under her

A mother cannot deny a child her love, it would a monumental moment for HRH I feel.

That would be so mean. I love it!

 

[BY Bob]

A week old and they are just like little chickens now their wing feathers are growing in, soon their body feathers will grow in.

Before you know it they will be singing the egg song

Let's not hurry things along.

 

[Ponypoor]

That’s what I loved about Jaffar, tiny poopies, but most of the time he would wait until he was outside. He was such a good rooster.

All this takes time and patience doesn’t it? Getting your pets (and kids) all trained up. Years most times to get them all to the point were they are presentable in polite company.

 

[Ponypoor]

Have you tried musical videos? You know songs like ‘I feel pretty’ or others like that? Happy jaunty tunes?

How about this one for everyone’s chooks?

 

[Ponypoor]

Excellent. Limit the time on the roof. I like it

Me too.

We had a look at the roof on Saturday and it looks good and so do all the screws.

 

[SimpleJenn]

Oh no Bert hit the hormonal idiot phase? Poor Mr P, how frustrating.

 

[featherhead007]

Here I am, the most unlucky man alive. I have a hen that is pancaking every day. (And me without butter and syrup!)