Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

[Ponypoor]

I think you need to repost some pictures of dear Teddy. Now, I am joking with you calling him "dear Teddy" as I know he could be the furthest thing from a dear boy at times.

Teddy the Terrible

He was a good looking boy, but very naughty!

 

[featherhead007]

Dear sweet Rudy the rootin tootin rooster:

 

[Ponypoor]

Mr LC

Tonight Mr LC has been practicing breeding the big girls. He got it all figured out with Marty, and then decided that Cash would be also worth a try.

Well he jumps on her and grabbed her neck, but couldn’t reach the business side of things. So the little turnip, let’s go of her head crawls backwards on her and presto does the deed!

I howled with laughter, those bantams can obviously get the job done if the ladies are cooperating with them!

 

[Ponypoor]

Dear sweet Rudy the rootin tootin rooster:

View attachment 3958082

Wow he sure is glossy!

 

[Ponypoor]

Dear sweet Rudy the rootin tootin rooster:

View attachment 3958082

A chestnut chicken

 

[rural mouse]

No, nothing definitive either way. I feel I am going cross-eyed staring at these chicks. You would also think at right at 4 months the boys would start crowing. Nothing, nada, zilch. George has not even attempted his first crow as of yet.

Actually, that's a good sign. Randy is doing his job and the littles aren't turning into hormonal idiots quite so soon.

 

[rural mouse]

Mr LC

Tonight Mr LC has been practicing breeding the big girls. He got it all figured out with Marty, and then decided that Cash would be also worth a try.

Well he jumps on her and grabbed her neck, but couldn’t reach the business side of things. So the little turnip, let’s go of her head crawls backwards on her and presto does the deed!

I howled with laughter, those bantams can obviously get the job done if the ladies are cooperating with them!

View attachment 3958083

You HAVE to keep him for the entertainment alone! Plus he should be an EXCELLENT hawk alarm.

 

[SimpleJenn]

The mental image is just...hilarious

 

[RoyalChick]

Mr LC

Tonight Mr LC has been practicing breeding the big girls. He got it all figured out with Marty, and then decided that Cash would be also worth a try.

Well he jumps on her and grabbed her neck, but couldn’t reach the business side of things. So the little turnip, let’s go of her head crawls backwards on her and presto does the deed!

I howled with laughter, those bantams can obviously get the job done if the ladies are cooperating with them!

View attachment 3958083

Video of this is required!

 

[featherhead007]

I wonder just how many miles Bob drove to and from Jenn’s place?