i somehow acquired 2 runaways and i have questions. please help

[RoyalChick]

omg. i read that and it’s funny! but i am so confused! i am so bad at regular math (3 summers in a row summer school! lol!) and now i know i am bad at chicken math too!

so do i have one whole chicken or none?

None. Not a single chicken. So you bet get going and acquire some!

 

[pollipazzi]

None. Not a single chicken. So you bet get going and acquire some!

you’re telling fibs.

 

[RoyalChick]

you’re telling fibs.

If they have names they don’t count towards the total. I don’t have any chickens either. And yet….

 

[pollipazzi]

If they have names they don’t count towards the total. I don’t have any chickens either. And yet….
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i don’t see anything.

(they sure are purty though. those black ones look like weezy. yeah. i call her weezy for short. don’t judge me. and what age are they? cause that’s what my zero chickens looked like when they got here. the tiny combs. i have no idea what age they are. i can only guess)

 

[pollipazzi]

If they have names they don’t count towards the total. I don’t have any chickens either. And yet….
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also. please say you didn’t climb under there to take a pic. and if you did, do you need help getting out?

 

[tlcmurphy]

You haven’t truly raised chickens until you have to army-crawl under something for the “Why the heck did they think this was a good place to lay” egg.

 

[RoyalChick]

i don’t see anything.

(they sure are purty though. those black ones look like weezy. yeah. i call her weezy for short. don’t judge me. and what age are they? cause that’s what my zero chickens looked like when they got here. the tiny combs. i have no idea what age they are. i can only guess)

I love black chickens. They shine all green and purple in the sun.
The small comb is a breed thing in this case - they have combs that are close to their heads and don’t stand up. They are two years old.

 

[RoyalChick]

This is a good view of her little comb. Yes, she is on ice. I was trying desperately to break her from being broody so I put her on ice. She believes she can hatch out little ice-cubes!

 

[pollipazzi]

I love black chickens. They shine all green and purple in the sun.
The small comb is a breed thing in this case - they have combs that are close to their heads and don’t stand up. They are two years old.

i really love the colours they have. like beetles
what’s the breed called?

 

[pollipazzi]

This is a good view of her little comb. Yes, she is on ice. I was trying desperately to break her from being broody so I put her on ice. She believes she can hatch out little ice-cubes!
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too funny!