I'm so old I Remember when:

[MROO]

I'm so old I remember when "Dad Jokes" were cool!

 

[Canadian Wind]

I'm so old I remember when "Dad Jokes" were cool!

What do you mean? They never went out of fashion!

 

[R2elk]

I'm so old I remember when "Dad Jokes" were cool!

I remember some of the Little Johnny jokes.

 

[MROO]

I remember some of the Little Johnny jokes.

Little Johnny gets his yokks
by putting Ex-Lax in the chocolate box.
Mother will spank him for his punning,
If and when she can stop running!

I don t know if they even MAKE that stuff anymore, but as kids we all thought that one was hysterical!

 

[R2elk]

Little Johnny gets his yokks
by putting Ex-Lax in the chocolate box.
Mother will spank him for his punning,
If and when she can stop running!

I don t know if they even MAKE that stuff anymore, but as kids we all thought that one was hysterical!

The one I recall was the teacher correcting Little Johnny when he explained why another boy missed school. It had to do with the boy falling on a branch.

 

[AGeese]

I'm so old I remember when "Dad Jokes" were cool!

That must be a very long time ago.

 

[Rick589]

I'm so old I remember when "Dad Jokes" were cool!

What exactly do you mean WERE?

 

[LaurenRitz]

Dad always managed to fit jokes into the conversation.

We were talking about the story of David and Goliath. Dad, totally deadpan: Well, you know why Goliath was so surprised.

Me: Because the slingshot was a peasant weapon.

Dad: No.

Me: Then why?

Dad: Because nothing like that had entered his head before.

Totallly deadpan. A beautiful moment.

 

[5Australorpasaures]

I'm so old I remember when "Dad Jokes" were cool!

There still cool, and they still bring the eye rolls and oh boy from the Grandkids now.

 

[5Australorpasaures]

Little Johnny gets his yokks
by putting Ex-Lax in the chocolate box.
Mother will spank him for his punning,
If and when she can stop running!

I don t know if they even MAKE that stuff anymore, but as kids we all thought that one was hysterical!

Ah yes, the limericks, most of them I have to keep in my pocket.