I'm so old I Remember when:

Little Johnny gets his yokks
by putting Ex-Lax in the chocolate box.
Mother will spank him for his punning,
If and when she can stop running!

I don t know if they even MAKE that stuff anymore, but as kids we all thought that one was hysterical!
The one I recall was the teacher correcting Little Johnny when he explsined why another boy missed school. It had to do with the boy falling on a branch.
 

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