Non sequitur haikus

[Sally PB]

Egg skelter half full,
Most of the hens are laying.
No more store bought eggs!

 

[Sally PB]

Saw H&R Block
And got that yearly chore done.
Yippee! A refund!

 

[AntiqueB]

An egg every day,
Never more than two: old hens!
Time to add some chicks!

 

[BigBlueHen53]

Thirteen eggs today.
Selling as fast as they lay!
Glad I added light.

 

[MROO]

Thirteen eggs today.
Selling as fast as they lay!
Glad I added light.

What's the going price
for fresh, home-grown eggs, today?
Five bucks plus in stores!

 

[Sally PB]

Five bucks? More like ten!
Five bucks for the cheapest eggs,
And then up from there.

Went shopping today.
I felt smug as I walked by
The half full egg case.

 

[MROO]

Five bucks? More like ten!
Five bucks for the cheapest eggs,
And then up from there.

Went shopping today.
I felt smug as I walked by
The half full egg case.

WOW! Five's bad enough!
My girls better get moving.
No more free-loaders!