The Moonshiner's Bootleg Buccaneers Hatch-A-Long

[The Moonshiner]

Sink me captain! That cackle fruit hatcher be very cheep! Er, cheap!
At that amount o' booty, ye would be able to 'ford more 'n one without emptying yer coffer!

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Dat thar leg be some nice hardware.

 

[Buckeye Amy]

Aaar! Thankee captain! Tis also is handy fer pickin' up satellite signals.

 

[The Moonshiner]

Keep ye out o' the crows nest if we 'it any storms on t' high seas.

 

[Buckeye Amy]

Aye Captain! Wouldn't want ta be a lightnin' rod! Twould be shockin'!

 

[BigBlueHen53]

 

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I think I need a translator

 

[Canadian Wind]

I think I need a translator

Off tha plank with ya, scoundrel!

 

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Off tha plank with ya, scoundrel!

Na without a throat punch for ya, Matey!

 

[The Moonshiner]

Yarr, I saw dat comin'

 

[TwoCrows]

I think I need a translator

Off tha plank with ya, scoundrel!

Na without a throat punch for ya, Matey!

Now now, avast ye mateys!!! No needin' scuttle butt about bilge and mutany! All hands on deck an get to yer posts before da Captain sends ye down zee plank!