Things you wish you could say

[The Moonshiner]

Or wear roller skates and keep your feet down.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

You just described SO many people for me.

I could call you to put them over your knee, if you'd like. Goodness knows you have better arms strength than I do.
And more experience with small children.

 

[The Moonshiner]

You just described SO many people for me.

Ya I was just thinking when did I ever call myself an adult.

 

[Painted Calls]

Ya I was just thinking when did I ever call myself an adult.

I almost name dropped. Guess the shoe fit, huh?

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

Ya I was just thinking when did I ever call myself an adult.

Hey, hey, hey, no loopholes, Mooney!

 

[nuthatched]

This is when the weather isn't affecting traffic..
To people that drive 10 miles UNDER the speed limit... pull over or speed up! You have (x amount) cars behind you that you are holding up!

"Gee, everyone is all going the same speed, I must be fine."

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

How did you ever keep your bike upright?

By sheer power of Big Deal-ness.

 

[nuthatched]

The road to town is very windy and hilly, no passing anywhere but there's a 2-3 mile straight portion in the middle that has multiple lanes, and there's always some yutz going 35 or 40 all the way through the hills until they reach that part and then they go 70 and you can't pass them and then they drop down to 35 again when the road narrows.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

I could call you to put them over your knee, if you'd like. Goodness knows you have better arms strength than I do.
And more experience with small children.

The rule of thumb with DD was one minute in the corner for each year.
And remember, "The world is Full of corners."

 

[electrycmonk]

relating to my previous post.. you pass a slow moving car on the highway and they decide to race you? To say a tame version is "you crazy son of a duck"!
I had hat happen to me once. This guy was all over the road going over into the shoulder and center line at 50mph (60mph zone). Thought he was drunk so I pass him as I picked up my speed he starts racing me and there was a car coming! Luckily I pass him but he stayed on my tail gate until I pulled off my exist.

BTDT more often that I care to remember.... In *ALMOST* every state I have driven it....
be it person vehicle or contract driving or 18 wheeler.....