Things you wish you could say

[EverythingDucks]

Oh my gosh! They ate a lizard! What do I do? Are the eggs safe to eat?

Better get out the ACV!

 

[nuthatched]

I know of a case where an employee was fired but continued to show up for work the next 6 months because everyone was afraid to tell him he was fired.

Have you ever heard this story? A municipality goes to release a prisoner and they can't find him. After some investigation, it turns out No one ever picked him up. On further investigation, they found the man had turned his life around, wife, kids, home owner, had a business. They decided he had paid his debt to society and let him be.
https://www.kansascity.com/news/loc...r-prison-turns-life-around-gets-arrested.html
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/judge-rules-13-year-sentence-man-never-served-complete-n97301

 

[nuthatched]

And just what drivel are you going on about now?

 

[Brooks_]

I don't believe you.

 

[nuthatched]

We can't help you if we can't decipher what you're saying.

 

[pipdzipdnreadytogo]

Yeeeah, you're a visionary all right.

 

[Sally PB]

All the crabgrass is gone from my garden!

Yeah, I could say that, but I wish I could say it and have it be TRUE.

 

[nuthatched]

All the crabgrass is gone from my garden!

Yeah, I could say that, but I wish I could say it and have it be TRUE.

Will chickens eat it or just everything else?

 

[Sally PB]

Will chickens eat it or just everything else?

I don't let them into the garden. It's a ways from the run, no way to shuttle them.

I also have hawks and eagles overhead, so I'd be afraid to have them out when I couldn't be there. They have a covered run, and I'm not sure how "overhead predator" aware they'd be out in the open.

But wow, would it be cool if they'd eat all the weeds for me...

 

[Nabiki]

I'm so tired of being on fire.

Fast spreading fire within 10 miles of my new home. Cats are not happy to be stuck in carriers. I don't think it's going to spread in my direction, but it's too close for comfort.