Things you wish you could say

[BigBlueHen53]

I hope your arthritis isn't flaring up today, I don't have it myself but it certainly is no fun

Thanks, I'm good

 

[ShrekDawg]

The new product is now available at Harris Teeter, Lowes Foods and Publix stores, and can also be purchased at select Walmart locations and select Kroger and Kroger banner stores like Fred Meyer, Fry’s and Ralph’s. Customers can use Butterball’s store locator to find their closest retailer that sells it.

Thanks!!!!! I did use the locator and it said it wasn’t available so maybe not near me

 

[bill3607]

Thanks!!!!! I did use the locator and it said it wasn’t available so maybe not near me

I guess so or you waited too late maybe.

I don’t know how this will be, so I have a back up 1/2 smoked turkey breast from Honey Baked Ham

 

[bill3607]

I guess so or you waited too late maybe.

I don’t know how this will be, so I have a back up 1/2 smoked turkey breast from Honey Baked Ham

It is only me and a friend, my kids and a friend each. So, we are good

 

[tripletfeb]

Actually, it will be about 2:00 this afternoon.
Butterball has a new cook from frozen turkey out this year.
Takes an average 5 hours

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Holy crap

 

[ShrekDawg]

I guess so or you waited too late maybe.

I don’t know how this will be, so I have a back up 1/2 smoked turkey breast from Honey Baked Ham

Yeah maybe that’s it and that’s a good idea

 

[RUNuts]

I can't imagine trying to spatchcock a frozen turkey.

It's easy. Use your kitchen chainsaw. The one used for ice sculptures not the one for trees. The kitchen saw uses olive oil instead of bar oil. Bar oil tastes terrible. You'll only make that mistake once.

 

[sourland]

It's easy. Use your kitchen chainsaw. The one used for ice sculptures not the one for trees. The kitchen saw uses olive oil instead of bar oil. Bar oil tastes terrible. You'll only make that mistake once.

Are you that guy from the 'Chainsaw' movie?

 

[BigBlueHen53]

It's easy. Use your kitchen chainsaw. The one used for ice sculptures not the one for trees. The kitchen saw uses olive oil instead of bar oil. Bar oil tastes terrible. You'll only make that mistake once.

Thanks, Nuts. Duly noted!

 

[RUNuts]

Are you that guy from the 'Chainsaw' movie?

No. But what an inspiration! So many uses for chainsaws.

For those uncomfortable family gatherings, once you start revving the chainsaw, the arguments stop and everyone decides it's time to leave. Always bring your chainsaw.