Things you wish you could say

[notabitail]

How about Greatest Poultry Source?

That would be fine.

 

[SourRoses]

I did not come down with Norovirus last Friday and it didn't last 3 days and then still have my tummy uncertain about food.

Be careful Peeps, I read it's going around really bad this season and it's a different variant.
I had thought that was something one got from dining out, cruise ships, etc. but apparently it's highly transmissible via surfaces and people continue to shed the virus for days after recovering. Which must be how I got it at the grocery store.

 

[notabitail]

I did not come down with Norovirus last Friday and it didn't last 3 days and then still have my tummy uncertain about food.

Be careful Peeps, I read it's going around really bad this season and it's a different variant.
I had thought that was something one got from dining out, cruise ships, etc. but apparently it's highly transmissible via surfaces and people continue to shed the virus for days after recovering. Which must be how I got it at the grocery store.

I hope you get well soon.

 

[SourRoses]

I hope you get well soon.

Thank you! I'm pretty much better now just a bit iffy on the eating. And it's my Birthday soon so eating is important! lol

 

[notabitail]

Thank you! I'm pretty much better now just a bit iffy on the eating. And it's my Birthday soon so eating is important! lol

Happy birthday!

 

[RUNuts]

I did not come down with Norovirus last Friday and it didn't last 3 days and then still have my tummy uncertain about food.

Be careful Peeps, I read it's going around really bad this season and it's a different variant.
I had thought that was something one got from dining out, cruise ships, etc. but apparently it's highly transmissible via surfaces and people continue to shed the virus for days after recovering. Which must be how I got it at the grocery store.

I got the Influenza A and it lasted 5 days. I was asleep for 2 and trying to sleep the next 2. The coughing fits were terrible. They were bad enough I went and saw an actual doctor who said, "you look bad". That's coming from a guy who sees bad looking people daily.

Wash your hands and avoid everyone coughing. Take your vitamins and eat healthy.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

Happy birthday, @SourRoses , hope you're feeling better!

 

[User690263]

When people ask for advice without giving enough information

 

[nuthatched]

"Employee alias: <work email for the wrong subsidiary>

Subject: Salary Revision

With reference to your fixed term contract of employment, we are please to inform you that your salary has been revised to 12%. All other terms and conditions of your employment remain same.Effective from 01/21/2025. Your salary structure and components would stand revised as per Annexure I for this year. Please find attached the updated contract for your perusal."


...Cool!

Since you're sending this from a spoofed French bank, can I get that 12 percent in cheese and croissants?

I'll take cheese and croissants as a raise. As long as it's not Brie. Brie tastes like I imagine moth cocoons taste.

 

[nuthatched]

"Chemicals are evil."
Define what you think a 'chemical' is for me.

"This [food/herb] will make my chickens lay!"
I see we managed to sleep through three years of biology classes, care to explain how this [food/herb] increases ovulation?


"Natural is better, safe and healthy."
Define 'natural'. What makes you think it's safer and better?

"I'll treat it herbally."
Do you know how to do that? Do you have dosage and strength information from a real Practitioner or did you see to shove a few two garlic cloves and a snort of cinnamon down your chickens throat on tiktok?