Things you wish you could say

[Ponypoor]

Update:
Went out to feed the dogs this evening and both aggressive dogs were happy to see me. They still bark at me but they're barking because they know I have treats now (turns out a few treats goes a long way)

Oh yes, food is a great motivator! Be safe though, I am sure you know they can change on a dime.

 

[The Moonshiner]

Yup…. What’s it with bathrooms??

I think you mean...
Yup.... What's it with bathrooms and females??
I've never once had one of my buddies follow me into the bathroom so we could keep talking.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

Yup…. What’s it with bathrooms??

Privacy. The girls can dissect the guys and each other's opinions about the guys, without the guys hearing, that's what. No mystery.

 

[nuthatched]

'Devestated' is a word used for losing your house in a fire or laying your baby down for a nap and she doesn't wake up again.

'Heart-breaking' is word you use when a loved one is on a one way road to self destruction or watching someone slip away to a illness.

'Terrified' is a word you use when driving in winter and you start skidding into oncoming traffic or your small child comes up with an empty poison box.

None of these words should ever be used in the context that you think your pullet might be a cockerel.

Grow up.

 

[NatJ]

'Devestated' is a word used for losing your house in a fire or laying your baby down for a nap and she doesn't wake up again.

Except that I would use "devastated" for either of those.

 

[The Moonshiner]

Privacy. The girls can dissect the guys and each other's opinions about the guys, without the guys hearing, that's what. No mystery.

So what you're saying is if I will start hearing the good stuff I should start following females into the bathroom?

 

[BigBlueHen53]

So what you're saying is if I will start hearing the good stuff I should start following females into the bathroom?

Is that what I said?

 

[azurbanclucker]

So what you're saying is if I will start hearing the good stuff I should start following females into the bathroom?

That's also what I read.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

So what you're saying is if I will start hearing the good stuff I should start following females into the bathroom?

No. To clarify, my Grasshopper, the ladies go in the restroom to say things they will not say in the presence of males. So follow them in there if you will, you will certainly get an earful - but not of what you're hoping to hear. And I hope you have good health insurance.

 

[The Moonshiner]

No. To clarify, my Grasshopper, the ladies go in the restroom to say things they will not say in the presence of males. So follow them in there if you will, you will certainly get an earful - but not of what you're hoping to hear. And I hope you have good health insurance.

Well, the thought was fun while it lasted.
Rethinking the idea has me thinking it would probably just end with me being in a place where I'm never going to the bathroom without dudes being right there trying to talk to me.