Quack! Dear good people from BYC!

[WannaBeHillBilly]

My name is Blanca Duck and i need your help! I am the leader of the white panzer squadron of West Duckginia and i am very upset about our humon servant:
Today i caught a huge brown worm with a yellow head, i grabbed it by the head and tried to swallow it. I had its head in my throat when our humon servant came running and took it away from me, pretending he saved me from a "snake".
I admit the rest of that worm somehow wound around my neck and that was a bit uncomfortable but does that humon has to make such a big thing out of it? - Claiming he "saved" me! - Bah! Humbug!
I would have shown that worm the inside of my stomach! What's a "snake" anyways?
That was a big fat juicy worm, no "snake" thing!
Can you make my humon give me my worm back? I want my worm back and i want it now! QUACK!

Another concern, that humon is collecting those round white things that my older sisters pop out every morning, he is storing those in his coop and he is planing something really evil with those, maybe dominating the whole world, i don't know, but he always makes a happy face when he finds those. Please stop him from conquering the whole world!

Thank you very much in advance for your help.

Blanca Duck

P.S. I pooped on his "computer" thing!

 

[Kkrista123]

A SNAKE!?!?! WOOOOOO, we have a lot to teach you Mr. quackers! You have to let your hooman know when you see those so he can save your flock!!!!! No worms larger than your bill!!!!!

 

[ButtonquailGirl14]

 

[Bamabexchicks]

My name is Blanca Duck and i need your help! I am the leader of the white panzer squadron of West Duckginia and i am very upset about our humon servant:
Today i caught a huge brown worm with a yellow head, i grabbed it by the head and tried to swallow it. I had its head in my throat when our humon servant came running and took it away from me, pretending he saved me from a "snake".
I admit the rest of that worm somehow wound around my neck and that was a bit uncomfortable but does that humon has to make such a big thing out of it? - Claiming he "saved" me! - Bah! Humbug!
I would have shown that worm the inside of my stomach! What's a "snake" anyways?
That was a big fat juicy worm, no "snake" thing!
Can you make my humon give me my worm back? I want my worm back and i want it now! QUACK!

Another concern, that humon is collecting those round white things that my older sisters pop out every morning, he is storing those in his coop and he is planing something really evil with those, maybe dominating the whole world, i don't know, but he always makes a happy face when he finds those. Please stop him from conquering the whole world!

Thank you very much in advance for your help.

Blanca Duck

P.S. I pooped on his "computer" thing!

 

[WannaBeHillBilly]

What the duck? Blanca??

I just came back outside to see one of my White Layer ducks jump of the patio after leaving a big green stinky "sausage" on my keyboard. Thank's DUCK!

Yes, there was a large Ring Neck snake with the ducks today! One of the White Layers had its head in her bill, trying to eat it but the snake had curled its body around the duck's neck and i think they'd both be dead had i not grabbed the snake and threw it down the hill. I had no clue what kind of snake it was, venomous or not, i just grabbed it with bare hands, pulled and threw it away. I figured out later what it was…
The duck was upset, but i had no clue it was because she wanted to eat the snake!
She got some meal worms, but of course there are no 5' meal-worms - fortunately!

And regarding those round white "things" - you will all see! Muhuahuahua!

 

[SuperDuck]

OMG. I'm dead

 

[FluffTheDuck]

Oooh whew! Blanca you don’t know what he is planning? He is— eh, I better not tell you.

 

[quackiemama]

OMG I really needed that laugh. But snakes though. YUK I am eeeked out. Last year I freaked out when I found some skink under the pool when I was dumping it. I screamed and took off running. My husband came running out with the shotgun ready to save me but then started laughing and said "are you serious? That little skink is only like 2 inches long?" I thought they were baby snakes and that meant mama was around. Boy did I feel dumb

 

[Bamabexchicks]

I looked it up on the Marshal University herpitology page and it was likely a Northern ring neck. Slightly venomous to their prey, enough to immobilize the prey for consumption! Bianca!

 

[WannaBeHillBilly]

I looked it up on the Marshal University herpitology page and it was likely a Northern ring neck. Slightly venomous to their prey, enough to immobilize the prey for consumption! Bianca!

Well i guess the snake was happy that i saved her from being half-eaten by a duck so she did not bit me.