Things you wish you could say

[Ponypoor]

Problem solved?

Or an ice storm! Trust me lots of trees down here !

 

[I Miss u Loaf]

sometimes I feel that the only appropriate action to take when dealing with someone with the IQ of a mango is to smack them.

 

[FrostRanger]

I wish I could say that both of my neighbor's aggressive inside dogs like me

On the bright side I seemed to have befriended one of them. The female greeted me with full on butt wiggles and wanted to give me kisses. One down, one to go

 

[Ponypoor]

Wish I could say ‘why didn’t you hire an assistant for me 2 Months ago?!’.

(Of course that would get me nowhere, the boss is always right.)

 

[sourland]

Pine tree pollen - ya evil stuff. Bit early here for that, but soooooon…..

And that hasn't even started yet - mostly oak pollen now.

Problem solved?

I have a spare bed. You have a year or two?

 

[tripletfeb]

My chicken did not get scalped a week ago and now has a prolapsing vent and is gargle breathing

 

[sourland]

I did not forget to put the garbage and recycling bins out by the road last night.

 

[notabitail]

I did not forget to put the garbage and recycling bins out by the road last night.

Been there done that.

 

[azurbanclucker]

I no longer have to deal with ssl certs.

 

[notabitail]

I no longer have to deal with ssl certs.