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you mean ACV will NOT make a 9 year old chick start laying like she's 2 yo again? oh man, I was lied to ! I better stop pumping her up with it, but the pickled eggs ARE tasty :) Aaron

I may have to grow old.. that's in gods hands. But I REFUSE to grow up !! :) if your spirit is young, so are you, and with the right elixirs, you can convince your body of this too ! even if only until the next morning... Aaron

College Degrees are WAY over rated. All they do is give you a mortgage.... without the house ! Aaron

It's kind of ironic in a way. Here we are, on the cusp of space travel, and these idiot kids are using Hieroglyphics to talk like they did 5000 years ago. Maybe the Heiro and the pyramids and all WERE created by aliens, and now that we are on the brink of being to go visit them at their homes...

Well, take your choice. Their spelling is crap u kno y 2 or they write sentences in emoji Both should be horse whippable crimes IMO. Aaron

Isn't that what the full moon is about? Didn't they always used to blame people doing dumb stuff on a full moon? so go ahead, add me to the list. Aaron

No offense for calling you out directly here. I am so sorry to see this. My friend went through exactly the same thing, neighbors dog tore up the fence, got in, and killed his 6 guineah's. The owner basically said, well dogs will be dogs and actually laughed. Ended up getting the Sherriff's...

My hand hurts. Here, here's a picture of my ankle. What's wrong with my hand?

Im stealing that one!

I'll type real slow so it's easier for you to understand. Aaron

How about ALL CAPS ?? I'll go lay over by my dish. Aaron

The brothers grimm was another good one.

Well, worse case, you bomb too badly, all they get is the house. 😉 Aaron

Well, if he was travelling through Colorado, and on wolf creek pass, and didn't make a turn, he could have hit 169, right before impact..

What's worse is, you stomp on them, lift your foot,... they flip you off, and limp away, angry. But they DO seem to fly at you though!! You walk into the room, there is YOU and the bug in the middle of the floor and you just turned the light on. Out of the remaining 364 Degrees of direction...

Oh im sure it would keep the coyote population down, along with the stray cat / stray dog pop too! Speaking of roaches, I love how further down south, the rich people in their little gated communities. "Oh we don't have cock roaches, THOSE are Palmetto Bugs". Uh huh, ok honey, and that...

While you are joking around, the snakes can be a real problem this time of year too, they hang out by the house because it's warm. You open the door, that water moccasin comes slithering in. For those people who like to leave their car windows cracked, one word for you, Scorpions. Aaron

I find it amazing that those who claim to be so holy, are some of the most spiteful, instigators of hate you can find.

The bigger problem is, ok, they have drills, many of them are 'graded' at / on some level. Principals, as you said, tell the kids, faculty, ok we are having a drill within the next month, be aware. God forbid a real thing happens, someone pulls the alarm, and everyone thinks, oh this is the...

Well once the trees and bushes grow around the clips you'll never have to worry about ever losing them again, so... problem solved ! :D