Things you wish you could say

[BigBlueHen53]

Wish I could say: Notabit didn't get me on that one.

 

[notabitail]

Wish I could say: Notabit didn't get me on that one.

 

[Kay-T-Hammer]

I wish I could say that I don’t have to find a way up to the damn ceiling at work tomorrow to free this stupid thing. One of the waitstaff hucked it up there on their last day with us just over 2 weeks(!) ago, and it still won't just fall down on its own!

Also, I need to know where she bought it, because this thing's holding like magic.

Edited to add: It's one of those gumball machine sticky hands. They won't stick to anything, apparently, until you don't want it to.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

Shooo, I'd leave it there and pretend I didn't know nuffin' about nuffin' about it. Either that or start a pool on when it might fall down and whether or not it might fall into the boss's coffee.

 

[tripletfeb]

I got such good sleep last night and feel great. Was not awake, literally, half the night

 

[NatJ]

I wish I could say that I don’t have to find a way up to the damn ceiling at work tomorrow to free this stupid thing. One of the waitstaff hucked it up there on their last day with us just over 2 weeks(!) ago, and it still won't just fall down on its own!

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Also, I need to know where she bought it, because this thing's holding like magic.

Edited to add: It's one of those gumball machine sticky hands. They won't stick to anything, apparently, until you don't want it to.

Did you already try using something to knock it down? Maybe you could tangle it in the bristles of a broom?

 

[The Moonshiner]

I wish I could say that I don’t have to find a way up to the damn ceiling at work tomorrow to free this stupid thing. One of the waitstaff hucked it up there on their last day with us just over 2 weeks(!) ago, and it still won't just fall down on its own!

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Also, I need to know where she bought it, because this thing's holding like magic.

Edited to add: It's one of those gumball machine sticky hands. They won't stick to anything, apparently, until you don't want it to.

Finally something to touch with a 10' pole.

 

[Kay-T-Hammer]

Shooo, I'd leave it there and pretend I didn't know nuffin' about nuffin' about it. Either that or start a pool on when it might fall down and whether or not it might fall into the boss's coffee.

I so wanted to climb up and get it while the owner was working with us yesterday. I had the invasive idea of letting it splat on his head. But then I would've fallen off the ladder laughing, and probably would've died.

 

[Kay-T-Hammer]

Did you already try using something to knock it down? Maybe you could tangle it in the bristles of a broom?

Finally something to touch with a 10' pole.

Those ceilings are more than 20 feet high. The building used to be Tilton's very first grocery store (I don't know why, but grocery stores always have stupidly high ceilings). That thing is UP THERE.

 

[The Moonshiner]

Those ceilings are more than 20 feet high. The building used to be Tilton's very first grocery store (I don't know why, but grocery stores always have stupidly high ceilings). That thing is UP THERE.

My work ceilings are high too. My boss has an unhealthy hatred for birds nesting in the arena. He'll pay a bounty for knocked down bird nests but of course not many want to climb that high up on a ladder.
I keep a couple 10' pieces of plastic electrical conduct there cause I can connect them and use them without a need for a ladder.
Easy peasy and for years now no one has figured out how I can manage to get so many down.