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Be kind. God doesn’t like mean girls.

Just because you can say it, doesn’t mean you should.

Your brain is full of spiders, You’ve got garlic in your soul.

🤢 Gross! 🤮

To the person who used a partial skein of yarn then returned it “unused”… There’s a special place in hell waiting for you. :mad:

But wait….

Grow up. Turn the other cheek. No one likes a cry baby.

When my kids were little we were in the lobby of the DDS. The actual dentists wife & kid walked out of the back & the kid (like 5 or 6) bolted out the office door by himself into the busy parking lot. She kinda threw up her hands & acted like she had no control over the situation. My kids...

Was there a dog in that stroller?

Was it you? :lau:gig

🤫 shhhhh….

Stop talking. You’re embarrassing yourself.

Tell them you don’t want to catch Dumasaphobia. The fear is real. :old https://www.dumasaphobia.com/about.php

My neighbors would seriously kill me if a pea moved in. Can you imagine hearing CAHAAAAAAAA! Echoing thru suburbia all night. 🤣

I guess I need a turkey. 😜

We went for a long time with no problems, but once the first attack happened we had to take preventive tactics.

You’ll still need to build a little borax moat around the outside for ants (the vicious little beasts.)

I’m pretty done with this week too.

Please read the rules before you ask what the rules are.

Luckily I don’t know her. Since I haven’t eaten mine yet, I still get the bonus points.